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Read the below, then feel your head hurt:

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http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelligent-design/louisiana-whats-the-big-deal/

Louisiana - what’s the big deal?
DaveScot

So Louisiana has a new law allowing science teachers to teach the weaknesses of time & chance evolutionary theory.

What’s the big deal? Evolution by time and chance is as well tested as gravity for Pete’s sake. How long does take to convince a kid that when he throws a baseball into the air gravity will pull it back to earth?

According to the theophobic evolutionists there are no weaknesses in their theory.

So the teacher will quickly present just a small fraction of the “overwhelming evidence” that time & chance turned mud into Mozart, he’ll have a list of zero things to present to argue against it, and all will be well with nothing lost. The biology teacher can then go straight on to teach really important specific things like how fish grew legs and lungs, dinosaurs became birds, and hippos became whales. These are things kids need to know in order to be successful, productive members of western civilization. Without knowing these things all of science will surely collapse and with it all of civilization itself. We can’t let that happen. Failure to convince children of the fact of evolution by time and chance is a risk that makes global warming look like small potatoes. This is Really Important Stuff.

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Let’s take this one step at a time if you’d like to know what the “big deal” is.

1) There’s that pesky seperation of church and state thing. Intelligent Design IS Creationsism.  Stop lying about it.

2)”time & chance evolutionary theory” : It’s actually called natural selection kthxbai.  It’s not “chance”, but rather evolution finds a path to forms that will be most efficient.  This doesn’t always mean that old forms go away, but its how we end up with a vestigial tail when we’re in the womb.  Explain THAT by your God.  Either he’s an idiot, or there isn’t one.

3) Your argument does nothing to show that there is actually a controversy.  It’s simply sarcasm that we don’t need Evolution to live life.  Well, I suppose by the same argument you don’t need any more education than what is necessary to flip burgers. So I guess I’ll take a Baconator.